HOW TO MAKE A COCKTAIL DRESS IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES



I try to be a good host, but I find it difficult to make small talk, offer drinks and hand out the canapes to everyone,  all at the same time. 
This cocktail dress seems to solve the problem.  I could carry the tray, and the guests picked the food straight from my breast and felt welcomed without words.
To make a cocktail dress in 15 minutes you need;

1 dress
1 packet of 1 1/2 " nails with big heads on.
Cocktail sausages, gherkins, cheese, pineapple, stoned olives, cherry tomatoes.
1. Stick nails through the dress from front to back, in some sort of design that will suit you. 
2. Cut up sausages, gherkins, cheese, pineapple, stoned olives and dry them on a paper towel or t-towel. ( don't cut up the cherry tomatoes )
3. Put dress on, and place the food on the nails. Get a friend to help you, it's easier.